Developer Baby: Coding from the Cradle
A software development guide for babies aged 3 to 6 months
The world is a buggy, glitchy, and messy place, like pushing deployment directly to main without testing. And you know who's ready for that kind of system failure? A baby.
They stay awake all night staring at screens, refuse to wear anything but hoodies, and speak a language that no one else understands. Sound familiar?
It should: that's Senior Engineering in its purest form.
In the pages ahead, you'll meet our dev team: bug-hunting babies, rubber ducks for debugging, and stuffed animals acting as very confused Project Managers.
They're here to prove one thing: everyone's got a tiny Tech Lead inside them. And sometimes, the best way to debug the world... is operating in Dark Mode with a pacifier.